JE-5 wiggled impatiently in her seat as she awaited her turn to be sent down to Earth. At this distance the planet seemed little more than a blue marble, only just visible through the open doors of the hangar. Her disproportionately large breasts bounced slowly in the low gravity of the hangar bay as she wiggled. Her single seat saucer sat by the front bay of the hangar, behind a line of her fellow invaders. Every one of the Zeta Reticulans in front of her was being sent on some mission of high importance. Some were sent to perform diplomatic duties with Human leaders. Others were sent to collect rare resources or construct covert facilities beneath the ground. Her species, the Greys as they were known to the Humans down on Earth, had ongoing interests on the little backwater planet. For decades they had probed, and experimented on, and abducted the various species of Earth in their ongoing plan to... to do some kind of nefarious thing. JE-5 had never really grasped the point of the whole invasion thing. She was just excited to be a part of it and today was her chance to finally join in on the fun!
The dashboard of her single seat saucer lit up, and the familiar, robotic voice of Mother Computer resonated within JE-5's mind. The mother ship central computer directed all of the Zeta Reticulan drones on their duties and was more or less in charge of their entire invasion operation. "Experimental drone JE-5, are you prepared to embark on your first mission?" the calming electronic voice said, her voice implanted directly in to Je-5's mind through a neural implant.
"Oh I am so ready! I am gonna meet some humans! I'm gonna eat Earth food! Finally going to get to touch a dick! I can't wait to get down there! Can we just skip the line and go already?" JE-5 whined, rocking in her seat as she impatiently awaited her turn to go down to Earth for the very first time. JE-5 was unlike many of her Zeta Reticulan brethren. She was part of an experimental line that incorporated Earth based D.N.A. in an attempt to create a more adaptable, more creative drone. Most Zeta Reticulans were sexless drones run by pure logic. They were more like biological computers than living things. JE-5 was different. She was in fact, a she, with a fully functional reproductive system and an intentionally high libido to match. She had emotions as well, strong ones. She had the D.N.A. of 3 dozen different Earth species within her to help her coerce and communicate with the various species inhabiting Earth.
"Your saucer is scheduled to leave in .25 zetlans," the Mother Computer responded plainly.
".25 zetlans! That's like... like such a long time! UGH!" JE-5 whined as she threw herself back in to her seat and pouted. She rolled her huge, inky black eyes and flipped her sharply cut blonde hair in a childish pout. The grey skinned girl sat in silence for a few moments, simply watching the other ships in the hangar come and go as she awaited her turn. "Can you at least tell me about my mission?"
"Your mission is simple. We simply wish to test your ability to perform a routine sample gathering task. You are to collect 3 viable genetic samples from 3 different vertibrates down on Earth. Only 2 rules apply to your mission. Do not give Zeta Reticulan technology or sensitive information to Humans or hostile species. Do not interfere with any other space faring species while down on Earth," Mother Computer said plainly as the saucer went through it's pre flight diagnostic. Soon the single seat craft hovered in to the air and slowly floated over towards the front of the edge of the hangar. JE-5 couldn't help but squeak with excitement as her ship slipped in to open space and she was sent on her very first invasion mission.
The descent from the mother ship down to Earth had taken less than 30 seconds. JE-5's craft hovered down with a soft puttering sound before landing in the middle of a neatly trimmed alfalfa field. The fields of recently harvested grass shimmered like silver in the bright light of a nearly full moon. The dome like top of the craft opened up with a hiss and JE-5 greedily breathed in her first breath of fresh Earth air. The smell was intense, and intoxicating. She could smell the very life of the planet in the air. It was so very different from the medically sterilized air aboard the Mother Ship. JE-5 stepped out of her ship, dainty legs shaking a bit in the relatively high gravity of the planet as her feet touched solid ground for the first time. The gravity was invigorating in a way. Scattered about the field were some bovines. The chunky beasts paid JE-5 little attention as they idly grazed in the bright light of the moon. The skinny, busty, four foot tall alien girl stretched her arms out wide and basked in the moonlit night, drinking in her first taste of Earth. It felt like home to the genetically modified alien girl.
"This area should provide ample opportunity for biological sample extraction. The immediate area is mostly farmland with a variety of domesticated and wild species. To the south and west lay forest and ocean with many more species. To the north is a small town with a high number of Humans. We are most curious to see what course of action you take," Mother Computer said through the implant within JE-5's brain as she watched every move the diminutive invader made.
"What do I actually want to do?" JE-5 thought as she scratched at her short, blonde hair "The Farm could be fun. Lots of domesticated animals to play around with. I DO want to see some Humans though, so maybe the town? I could also just have Mother Computer take me somewhere else. She did say that I had full freedom in this mission..."
The small, bulbous headed girl thought hard. Her highly intelligent but ditzy mind struggled to come up with a definitive plan, until a clear course of action came to her in a flash of inspiration. "Mother Computer, I think I want to