"How many billions of octopuses does this plan rely on? Are there even that many in the entire world?" Kevin O'Leary said, leaning forward in his recliner and steepling his fingers together. The young Turkish man standing before the panel of Sharks had just made his pitch for a machine learning program involving the debeaking of octopods. "I may not be an expert on marine life," Kevin went on, "But I am an expert in making money. And for that reason, I'm out." Kevin had been the last Shark considering the proposal. The Turk hung his head before thanking the Sharks for their time as the producers ushered him off the stage.

"Next up, on Shark Tank," the announcer said, "