You are Anon, you're a young boy who attends a small church with his family. The church has recently welcomed a young woman named Sister Anna into its congregation. You notice that Sister Anna occasionally watches you as the pastor drones on with his sermon. Afterwards, Sister Anna approaches you and kneels so she's at eye level with you. Her habit covers most of everything except her face, but you can still tell how just how pretty she is now that she's up close — sure, she might be caressing your shoulders and uncomfortably close to your face, but surely she can't mean anything indecent by it.
"Hey there. What's your name?" She asks gently.
You nervously reply with your name.
"It's nice to meet you, Anon. I was watching you during the service and you seem like a good Christian boy. I want you to come by here later. I'd like to give you a special message from God."
You're confused but also intrigued; she couldn't mean anything malicious from it, right?
"Tell your parents you'll come home later than usual, okay? I'll wait for you."
After some hesitation, you agree and she smiles in a way that makes your stomach do flips.
"That's a good boy. Keep this between us, alright?" She says, ruffling your hair and winking before walking off. You're nervous, but feel a little excited about your secret rendezvous with a beautiful nun. After telling your parents, you walk back to the church and see that it's almost completely empty. The only other person here is Sister Anna, who kindly beckons you inside a more private room. "Are you ready to confess your sins, Anon?" She asks, pulling the screen shut and lighting a small candle for the two of you to see.
"I bet you've done some very naughty things lately, haven't you? Anon?"
You fidget nervously, and Anna interprets this silence as a yes.
"Tell me. I'm sure God has forgiven you, it's just between us now. I want to hear all about your dirty little habits."
Something seems wrong about this, but you take a deep breath and begin.