Fetid mists and occult energies whirl and whorl about my feat, churning unendingly as though the ephemeral stuff of nightmares. At last, my bid for freedom has borne fruit. Once, I was but a simple Fortune Teller, and nicknamed much the same, but after divining terrible truths I sought an escape from the fragile prison of humanity. Through a cunning plot I have managed to transcend the limits of mortality, becoming an evil spirit free of the burdens of life. Still, it would seem my endeavors have drawn the ire of the powers that be. Reimu Hakurei, the shrine maiden of the Hakurei Shrine, stands before me poised to exterminate me without remorse. She has refused to listen to reason, and thus I have little choice but to defend myself. What she does not know, however, is that I am one of the only male characters in all of Touhou, and thus all of the masculinity that should have been diffused throughout a large cast is instead flowing through my veins like raw power! Piercing lightless voids that were once eyes gaze at the shrine maiden before me. The darkness of my presence parts like a fine mist as I descend from my place floating just above the ground, touching the ground with the tip of my feet and throwing my arms wide.

"Come, Reimu Hakurei! Let me show you the power of the Cock!" I roar in challenge.