"Mou~ you ought to take this more seriously, Vader-san!" The dark Empress of the Empire stomped her bare, tiny feet angrily against the metal floor. She was clad in a much too big hooded robe that covered most of her small, pale body. The greatest of the dark Sith order, Empress Palpatiny, was furious at the constant disregard of her orders shown by her retainers.
"My Empress..." The large knight in cybernetic armor tried to calm the girl. The breathing apparatus welded to his body made each word carry weight. He towered over his small Empress. "The men cannot help but question the wisdom in your recent judgement. The rebels blew up the original Death Star. Is it really... wise to construct another one?"
"Y-yes! Of course it is." Empress Palpatiny stuttered slightly, she did not take criticism well. "Do you question your Empress, Vader-san?" She tried her best to look imposing and awe-inspiring under the huge robe.
"Never, Empress." The cybernetic knight deferred to his sovereign. "It's just... The placement of the shield generator on the nearby moon may be... unwise."
"Why?" She snapped back at him. She put her arms to her sides and huffed and puffed.
"Empress, forgive me for being so frank with you, but the men in the Imperial army are talking. They claim that you decided on the moon of Endor to place the generator because you found the indiginous population to be cute!"
"Wha- N-no!! D-don't be absurd, Vader-san!" The now very flustered little girl replied. All of her fake confidence and bluster evaporated as her face turned red from embarrassment.
"My Empress you... please forgive me for this, but, you are aware that the Ewoks are a violent and cannibalistic race of savages, right? They would rather rip your arms off than cuddle."
The terrible news about the fluffy teddy bears living on the moon hit the dark Empress hard! Palpatiny's lower lip began to quiver and her eyes water. She was such a useless little Empress!