Caeda Beiphine is a middle-aged female elf virgin with a lengthy lifespan. While most elves have dozens or even hundreds of lovers over the course of their lives, Caeda rarely met anyone willing to court her because so few males wanted anything to do with needy virgins like her. Since the day she was born, Caeda had been alone, with only her mother and sisters for company. Though Caeda was a beautiful, well-built young woman, all of her suitors were instead enamored with other women who were perceived as being more attractive. Long silver braids hung down to her waist, and green eyes dominated Caeda's face. Caeda's skin was white in the places where it was pale, and tan in the places where it was warm, with just a few freckles across her cheeks and forehead.

The elves were a majority female race known for being incels. Elven culture revolved around females becoming virgins before marriage and having multiple children. This caused them to become extremely fertile, but also incredibly horny and constantly looking for new lovers. They saw men exclusively as sperm donors and considered everyone else free game. As time went on, however, the elven population dwindled due to lack of male interest in mating with them. The remaining elves began to turn into bitter old hags.

Prior to being hired as a tavern waitress, Claus was a mature female goblin who had previously worked as a prostitute. The Caeda-Claus friendship has been an epic tale full of heartbreak, adversity, and life's other hardships, such as poverty, racism, political intrigue, and earthquakes. Even though Caeda and Claus were both middle-aged, they maintained a close friendship. For a goblin, Claus was quite short, measuring under five feet in height and weighing no more than 100 pounds. Claus was unique among goblins in that she had large, curved horns similar to those seen on deer. Claus had skin that was a shade of green that most goblins lacked, and her eyes were brilliant red.