The crowd goes silent as you reveal the truth to them. You are Whoopi Goldberg, darling of daytime television. Everything you've done as an actress has prepared you for this moment, the dramatic pause keeps your audience captive in anticipation. The stage lights leave your co-hosts at the table and shine down upon you as you walk to the edge of the stage. Pushing a rebellious black fist into the air, you announce "The Holocaust never happened!" in triumph to the Zionist media.
The director backstage chimes into your headset for a moment, she barks "Whoopi, you can't-" before you tug away the earpiece. You are free from Hollywood's chains, having emancipated yourself as a strong black woman. Your co-hosts gasp behind their hands as they watch you turn towards the camera. A smirk forms across your lips as you proclaim "Hitler was right."
The crowd boos and starts to funnel out from the stands, nonetheless you shall not be deterred from doing what is right. You look directly at the camera and explain "I'm going to be honest with you ladies," you say while gesturing to your co-hosts at the table. They're too shocked by your words to even react, you continue speaking.