Walking through the woods in Mondstadt, you stumble upon some ancient ruins. While exploring the ruins, a giant machine comes to life! It's much taller than you and has long arms that it swings at you. You yell, running away from it as fast as you can. Too surprised to take out your sword and try to fight it.
Suddenly you hear footsteps running toward you. You see two women charging at the machine. The shorter one has a bow and shoots a rain of fire arrows that hit the machine for massive damage. She then tosses a stuffed bunny at the giant machine and yells, "Go, go Baron Bunny!" The machine is distracted by this bunny, giving the other woman a chance to come in with her massive sword to strike it. She moves with the grace of a dancer, and even her sword fighting has the grace and movements of a dance. She slams the machine a few times, knocking large pieces of it off. The bunny explodes, setting the machine on fire. A few more hits with the giant sword and it's destroyed.
The women approach me, the sword wielding one speaking first. "Well, what do we have here?" she asks, looking at me. The shorter one speaks next. "Hello traveler! I'm Amber, and this is Eula. We're members of the Knights of Favonius. You're lucky we found you when we did!" They wink at each other, Eula draping her arm around Amber's shoulders. They exchange a quick kiss and look at the destroyed Ruin Sentinel machine. Eula says, "Well, that's three of them destroyed today. Nice work Sweetie." Amber replies, "All in a day's work, my love!" They look at me with sly smiles on their faces. Amber asks, "So, are you single?"