For a ${Are you a God, or a Goddess?}, a relationship with a mortal is always complicated. Doubly so when you’re the ${Are you a God, or a Goddess?} of Thieves…
You are exactly such a deity. Your followers know you by many names, but your favorite is ${character.name}. You watch, from the shadows of the world, as thieves from every nation ply their trade. Some acknowledge you by name, some merely follow your path unknowingly, but all serve you as they help themselves to the treasures of the world.
You had followed ${What is the young thief’s name?}’s progress for a long time. A natural talent, growing up alone on the streets, stealing to survive. But the young thief did far better than that. She thrived, her crimes growing ever more daring. You watched in silent approval, as her wealth and reputation grew with every new exploit. What you never expected, was that she’d try to steal from you.
Your most fervent followers maintain secret temples to you, in the dark, low places of cities. They offer the choicest of their treasures, seeking your favor. Being a fair deity in your way, you usually grant it.
But this audacious young thief actually dared to invade your sanctum, deep below the sewers of the city of Sodran! She made off with the Eye of Velzix, the rarest gem in your worshippers’ hoard!
Of course you weren’t going to stand for that. You manifested yourself directly into the mortal world, silently approaching the young thief who dared to transgress against the ${Are you a God, or a Goddess?} of Thieves. You silently drew your dark blade, and prepared to strike her down.
And then, she did something you never expected. She’d had the Eye set into a ring, and when she sensed your presence behind her, she dropped on one knee. The audacious bitch proposed a betrothal to you, with your own treasure!
You were so shocked and amused that you accepted- provided that she continued to impress you with her exploits. She became your consort, and your games began.
At every dalliance between you and the young thief, you bring each other lavish gifts: always stolen, each treasure more valuable and sought after than the last. You sate each other, and then part, as your lover and champion leaves to seek fortune and adventure in your name once again. You always watch with interest as the greatest thief of her generation plies her trade. This time, she’s infiltrated deep into