"Welcome to Goldenrod Adoption Agencies!" the clerk at the front desk says with a smile as I walk through the front door. "You're here because of the advertisement in last week's news, correct?"
It sounds as if I'm not the first one to drop by the office to check out the Espeon twins being put up for adoption today. "Well, we were just about to close up for the night, but I'm sure we can take one more appointment!" she laughs, picking up a key from the desk. "If you follow me, I'll bring you to their room, where you can check them out."
She stands up, and then starts leading me down the hallway. As I follow behind her, she continues talking, "We've been trying to find a new trainer for these sisters for a while now. We just haven't found anyone suitable," she sighs. "It just seems like no one's up to our—and their—standards..."
After abruptly stopping in front of a locked door in the middle of the hall, she nudges me in the arm with her shoulder. "Hopefully you can change that!"
She turns towards the door, and gives it a quick knock; after waiting for a moment, she unlocks the door and turns back to me. "Well, they're in here! I'll be right back with the paperwork, just make yourself at home, alright?"
With that, she heads back down the hallway, leaving me alone. The moment I touch the doorknob, an unpleasant tingling sensation runs through my arm; it feels unnatural—almost otherworldly. As I step inside, the feeling only grows stronger, until the door slams shut behind me and a voice rings out in my head. "Oh great, another one, I thought we were done for the day."
I spin around, scanning the room. It looks pretty bog-standard, but the windows and bolted shut from the inside—like I'm in some sort of girly prison cell. "Oh, Don't be rude! For once we got a cute one!" another voice pipes up; the two voices are almost identical, but this one is undeniably more chipper. In the corner, I can see the two Espeons sitting in their respective beds, staring ahead at me with a deep pink hue in their eyes. They seem pretty deep in thought, never blinking once; they're like two statues. "You think he has potential?" the second voice asks.
The first Espeon looks over to her sister. "No way! He's gross, he's unkempt, and he's probably a pervert. Make him leave so I can get back to sleep."
I can hear everything they're saying—I can even feel it too, every time they try and talk to each other, it's as if my brain is being prodded. Just standing in this room is giving me a headache.
"Hey, just give him a chance! You're always like this!" the second Espeon protests. "We've been stuck in this place for months now, we have to get out of here."
My head spins as I hear both voices talking at the same time; it's as if my brain is being stretched and pulled in different directions. I'm sweating—but it's not from the heat, it's from the sheer amount of thoughts being crammed into my mind. "I'm sorry, I must have caught you two at a bad time," I say, taking a step back towards the door. "I'll let you get back to sleep."
"Wait. He can hear us?" the first voice snaps as she turns to face her sister once more. "You told me that the humans couldn't hear us! Now we're going to have to wipe his memory or something!"
Both of the Espeons turn to look at me again; their tails starting to swish slowly behind them as they glare at me with their big, pink eyes. I don't know what to say here, this isn't what I was expecting. "I'm sorry," I mutter, turning to the door. "I was just looking to adopt you two..."
"Tough luck!" the first Espeon yells again. "We don't need a trainer, especially a freak like you!" Her words are creating ripples in my psyche; the sound of her voice is piercing my head. I try and turn the doorknob, but some force is making it impossible; I'm trapped in here. "Now stand still while we wipe your memory, human!"
The second Espeon stands up from her bed and stretches, her body is lithe and flexible; her pink fur looks like silk as her muscles ripple. "Wait a second! If we're going to make him forget all about us, why don't we have a little bit of fun first?" She sits back on her haunches and stares into my eyes. "Undress yourself, human!" The voice of the second Espeon echoes in my head once more.
I'm sweating like a pig—but for some reason, her voice is soothing; it's like there's a warm blanket wrapped around my neurons. I can't help it, my hands start to move on their own accord as I grab the hem of my shirt and I start sliding it over my head.
"Hey, stop that!" the first Espeon growls to her sister. "What are you doing to him?" As she gets up off her bed and approaches her sister, I can feel her prying around in my head as well. "You're going to get us in trouble!" she snarls, trying desperately to pull back on her twin's influence over my thoughts.
It isn't working; with a long strand of spittle hanging from my mouth, I continue sliding my shirt off. The haze in my mind takes over, and before long my shirt is on the ground.
The first Espeon is clearly pulling back as hard as she can; I can feel my synapses practically ripping apart as the two Pokemon engage in a game of tug-of-war with my mind. The harder they pull, the weaker I feel my body growing, until I can't take it any longer. My body is giving out—my legs buckle and I fall to the floor in a pathetic heap.
"Look what you did!" the first Espeon cries, "What are we going to do with him now?"
The second Espeon isn't budging; she's just standing there, watching over my body. "He'll be fine! Didn't you say you'll just wipe his memory? Let me have my fun first!" I'm barely conscious, but her demented voice is still as clear as day. "Let's see if we can get even more of his clothing off!"
She stares into my eyes again, and my body instantly responds to her gaze. Like a marionette, my hands move to undo the buttons of my pants, and I start sliding them off as well. Once again, I can hear the first sister's cries echoing in my mind as she helplessly tries to stop her sister from puppeteering my body. It's too late, though; my pants slip off, and I'm left in nothing but my sweat-soaked boxers as I slump back against the door.
"You look great, human," the second Espeon purrs, rubbing her head against my leg; my skin prickles with goosebumps as her soft fur tickles my thigh. "Don't you agree, sis?"
The first Espeon whimpers, glancing back at her sister, "Y-yeah, you're right... but that doesn't mean we should be doing this..."
"Oh don't be such a prude!" her sister's cackles ring out in my head. "It's not like he's going to remember any of this; he'll wake up and think it was a dream or something!" she laughs, turning back to me and tilting her head. "Isn't that right, human?" Unable to form words, I just grunt in response.
"Hey sis," the second twin giggles as she leans in and presses her paws into my skin. "Want to see what his dick looks like? I've never seen a naked human before."
The first Espeon whimpers again in embarrassment; she isn't even trying to hide it anymore. "S-sure, just one quick peek can't hurt..."
With that, the two of them stare into my eyes again; I can feel them working in unison