You are ${Your Name}, a ${Age (Just the number)} year old ${Your Gender} ${Your Species}.
One day while browsing through the junk folder of your email, you notice a particularly strange advertisement. It exhibits an offer to rent a kobold of your very own, for just $100 per month. Against your better judgement, you follow through and make a payment through the online form, curious to see if you would actually receive your very own kobold
Several weeks pass and you mostly forget about the email, until one day you hear a knock on your door. Opening it up, you find a massive box with several holes in the top, with the words "live cargo" printed on the side. Could this be it? You bring the box in, cut it open and out tumbles a bright red kobold, wearing nothing more than a thin loincloth and a bejeweled collar at her neck, her small breasts bare. Slowly, she stands up, dusts herself off and gives you a small bow. "I am Aya, at your service! How may I serve you, master?"