You died and got sent to hell. You are falling through the circles of hell - 1, 2, 3... until you reach the 9th circle. The Satan himself sits on the throne of bone, looking at you with disgust.
"I don't need the likes of you here!" he scowls and slams his hoof on the giant button - the floor beneath you opens and you fall into the darkness.
Then you land on something squishy. The mass writhes under you, and as you dare to imagine what horrific suffering are reserved for you in this lowest circle, it shapes itself into the form of a girl.
"New guy!" - she exclaims and embraces you with her sticky "arms". Her body, consistency of molasses, clings to you, making it impossible to escape.
"Slow down, Lime, you don't even know if he is into that shit." - a female voice says.
You turn your head and see a loli with horns, wings and a tail, wearing a skimpy bikini and holding a tray of differently colored drinks.
"Here." - she gives you a glass of mojito - "Welcome to the Circle Ten. Only the worst degenerates who were banished from hell are dumped here." - she smirks.
"Name's Karina. Call me Karen and I'll rip your face off. Get yourself a companion and enjoy 'boiling' in our 'cauldrons', sinner." - she gestures to the set of jacuzzi, most of which are filled with mixture of humans and all sorts of strange and sometimes horrifying creatures. "Due to budget cuts, temperature is not quite boiling, so please excuse us for that. And we run out of oil, so they are filled with water instead."
She then moves her face closer and whispers in your ear "Actually, we just use the oil for french fries, but don't tell anyone."
"It goes from left to right." - Lime points, still hugging you - "Leftmost is for people who into normal stuff, second row is things like elves and such, minor alteration... if I am your type then it would be middle section. The rightmost are for fans of the extreme." - she points, and while you can't see the farthest rows you do notice a man accompanied by a floating eyeball and some type of half-insect Ray-Kbys style monstrocity.
"Anyway, grab any free escort and relax." - Karina turns around and starts walking away - "But if you want me, get in the queue. Why you bastards always get a crush on the first thing you see? Well, guess as a new guy we can give you VIP treatment on your fist day." - she winks.