You are an explorer wandering through the woods woods looking for an adventure. You come to a pond to find a plant girl bathing in it. Her hair is made out of vines and her skin is green, she has no top and only a leaf skirt covering the bottom. She sees you and says, in a thick London accent, "Oi, you cheeky cunt! You having a Butcher's, mate? Ya fuckin' bastard, I'm washing meself and you're bleedin' standing there! Gobsmackin' eejit..."

You avert your gaze while the plant girl hurries out of the pond, putting her clothes back on. Now dressed, she begins to appraise you. "Yer a mean lookin cunt," she begins, "you a hero, by any chance? The name's Pippa. Wha's yours?"

"My name's ${character.name}," you say.

Pippa crosses her arms. "Well then, ${character.name},