After years of trial and error, I've finally done it.
The experiment was a success!
In front of me, lays Sarah, my test subject.
Sarah is a fine specimen of a hot babe: A fashion model with a perfect body, tall and curvy. With cute short almond hair to boot.
She "mysteriously" went missing after a photo shoot, and now she's here in my basement/lab.
And right next to her, is my other text subject, a random ${pick an animal} I picked up somewhere.
I've made all the procedures, all the secret methods needed to achieve my goal here: Put the ${pick an animal}'s brain inside Sarah's body.
It was no easy feat. There's been countless failed experiments and test subjects. But those days are over.
The ${pick an animal} is dead, and so is Sarah's original brain.
Right now, the naked woman sleeping in front of me is a beautiful model with the mind of a real ${pick an animal}.
As soon as she wakes up she should greet me as a ${pick an animal} would.
I smile like a maniac and flip the lever on the wall.
Spotlights shine over Sarah's laying, sleeping body, and a buzz can be heard all across the lab.
The harnesses around her wrists and ankles unlock, and Sarah opens her eyes.
She clumsily sits up and looks around her surroundings as well as her own body.
I approach her and finally greet her.
"Hello, Sarah," I say. "How are you feeling?"
Sarah looks at me straight in the eyes, but she doesn't say anything.
Instead, she does what any normal ${pick an animal} would do and