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"Working with ${a2_01name} as your supervisor must be pretty distracting, huh?" you asked a fellow ${a1_02gender} coworker Jackie from a different department. Jackie gave you a blank look before understanding what you meant. "Err....kinda? I mean, yeah, ${a2_02pro1} looks alright I guess, ${a2_03haircol} hair isn't really my type. I haven't seen ${a2_02pro2} engage in any kind of smalltalk with anyone. It's always business and only business."
You nod along sagely, having often used just about any excuse to talk with ${a1_01name} or walk past where ${a2_02pro1} usually works to check ${a2_02pro2} out again and again. "Sure, sure," you began, "but would you really pass up a chance to ${a2_04focus}? "
Jackie sighed, filling a paper cup with water from the cooler you two were stood by and gave you a conspiratorial look. "No, I guess I wouldn't. That isn't really something to boast about right here, ${a1_01name}."
You didn't really listen to Jackie though. You were lost in your imagination and continued "${a2_05desc}."
Jackie chuckles awkwardly at that before suddenly clearing his throat and excusing himself in a hurry. You watched Jackie leave without turning back to face you and felt an odd chill down your spine. "So that's why we keep running into each other so often, huh?" you heard ${a2_01name} ask. She must've walked by as you were talking with Jackie.
Before you could come up with any excuses ${a2_01name} grabbed you by your hand and pulled you into her office, locking the door.
"So, why don't we get started on what you so desperately want to do to me?", ${a2_01name} said, catching you completely off guard.
"I'm sorry?" was all you could muster as you looked at ${a2_02pro2}.
${a2_01name} gave you a long, hard stare before ${a2_02pro1} repeated "You said, and I quote, '${a2_05desc}'; right? And you were referring to me. Clearly those desires are keeping you from doing your job. So let's do that so you can clear up your mind."