The dragon looks through the tower window at you, Prince ${Your name}. A smile crosses its face as it laughs.
It says, "Now that I have you, you will never escape!"
You say, "So, there's no chance of getting out by myself?"
"No! You'll be trapped here forever!" the dragon laughs.
"Surely my father's men will get me out of here," you state.
More laughter blasts into your ear, "Fool! No man can enter this mountain without my permission!"
"No man?" you try to confirm the stories you've heard. "So, a woman could enter this mountain."
The dragon nods, "That's right, but what kind of woman could slay a dragon like me?"
You lay down on the bed of the tower, "Just the type of woman I like."
"Hang on!" it realizes. "You let me capture you on purpose, didn't you?"
"Why, yes, I did. I'm hoping a beautiful lady knight will come to save me," you state.
"Oh, come on! I know princesses do this sort of thing, letting dragons capture them to get a knight to rescue them, but never a prince!" the dragon groans.
It then laughs, "Still, no woman can possibly kill me!"
You see the glint of armor in the distance, "Well, I suppose we're about to find out."
The dragon turns. Behind him is a woman riding a horse in full armor. A lance is leveled at the monster.
The woman says, "Dragon, how dare you kidnap Prince ${Your name}! You will die this day!"