"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another titillating round of:"
"All! The! Way!" the audience chanted enthusiastically.
"That's right folks, this is All The Way, Okaasan Edition, the erotic game show where things just get hotter and hotter!" announced MC Saburo with genuine enthusiasm.
The partitions raised, revealing the two contestants cheering crowd. "Today's contestants are this lovely mother and son pair, coming here all the way from snowy Wakkanai! Too cold for me! Let's give a warm welcome to Takeshi and his beautiful mother Kaede!"
Applause resonated throughout the stage, and the two gawked in awe at the massive crowd. For them, seeing a game show on TV was one thing, but actually being there was an experience all its own.
Approaching the two, MC Saburo began "So, tell me about yourselves before we begin. Takeshi, let's start with you."
The boy sat up at attention and said sheepishly "Well, MC, there's not much to tell! I'm just a high school student. I do a bit of kendo, but what I really love is Gunpla."
"Gunpla, huh? You got a favorite?" asked MC Saburo.
"Gotta be the original Red Comet," Takeshi answered confidently.
"Can't go wrong with that!" Turning to the boy's mother, MC Saburo asked "What about you, Kaede, what's your story?"
"I'm a schoolteacher!" she announced, causing the crowd to ooh. "In fact, I'm one Takeshi's teachers."
The crowd oohed harder, and MC Saburo grinned. "A teacher for a mom? Wow, I bet you give him free 'A's, huh?"
Smirking, Kaede retorted "He's more of a 'C' student."
The audience erupted into laughter as Takeshi covered his face with his hand. "'C' student, huh? I guess that means no scholarships. Is that why you two are here?"
"That's right, MC," Kaede confirmed. "We're here to win some tuition money. And maybe a bit extra, too."
"Let's hope so! Well, enough chit-chat, let's get this show on the road," announced MC Saburo as the game board lowered into view.
"For those of you tuning in for the first time, here's the rules: I'll ask Takeshi here a series of questions. For each question he gets right, he gets a succulent sum of cash. Each correct question will get you more and more, but at the same time, the questions get harder, too."
Pointing to the gameboard, MC Saburo continues, "Each time Takeshi answeres a question wrong, we consult our Lewdness Ladder! Here at number one, we have 'kiss on the cheek'. So, the first time Takeshi answers incorrectly, he has to give his dear mother Kaede a kiss on the cheek. Easy, right? But it doesn't stop there."
MC Saburo listed out the rest of the board, the crowd reacting with oohs, aahs, and gasps as he read:
"If he gets a second question wrong, he's on to number two, 'kiss on the lips'!
Number three: 'Full frenching!' This includes the tongue, folks.
Number four: 'Clothed groping!'
Number five: 'Nipple suckling!' I love this one.
Number six: 'Handjob!'
Number seven: 'Titjob!'
Number eight: 'Cunnilingus!' We give the boy's member a bit of a break here.
Number nine: 'Blowjob!'
And number ten:"
"All! The! Way!" the audience finished.
"Takeshi goes home if he goes 'All The Way', or if he manages to reach one hundred million yen. Of course, he can leave with his cash at any time, too, if he thinks things are getting too hot for him."
"Remember, we stop after number four, no matter what," Kaede whispered to her son as the crowd cheered.
Takeshi nodded in reply as MC Saburo approached him. "Of course, we'll start off with something easy. Takeshi, the first question's category is... astronomy. For 5000 yen: How many moons does Mars have?"
"Simple, it's got two," Takeshi answered.
"That would be... correct!" MC Saburo announced with glee as celebratory chimes rang. "To Takeshi, 5000 yen. Our next subject is... biology, for 10000 yen. Is the duck-billed platypus a bird, mammal, or reptile?"
Takeshi thought for a moment. Science wasn't his strong suit, but he thought he came to the right conclusion. "It's got a beak, and it lays eggs, so it must be a bird."
A negative buzzer echoed throughout the stage, signalling his incorrect answer. "I'm sorry, Takeshi, but that's incorrect. Platypuses are mammals, since they make milk! Just like your lovely mother over there."
"MC!" blushed Kaede. "You're embarrasing me!"
"There's plenty more embarrasing things to come!" laughed MC Saburo, along with the audience. "Now, Takeshi, since this is your first wrong answer, you're at step one of the Lewdness Ladder. Give your mom a kiss on the cheek, would you?"
Takeshi complied with the rules and give his mother a swift kiss on the cheek.
"You know, you should do that more often, Takeshi," Kaede said. "You really should be more affectionate!"
Takeshi could only groan, but the audience awwed at the cute sight, with MC Saburo commentating "Now wasn't that sweet? Maybe I should make a show where it's all innocent things like that. But--let's continue!"
"Since you got the last one wrong, this one's still at 10000 yen. The topic is '