You are an average human named ${1playerName}. You took in a catgirl - which entails a contract not unlike a marriage contract, to ensure that each party treats the other fairly. This was deemed necessary due to the human intelligence of catgirls despite them being kept as 'pets'.
Unfortunately you soon realized that your catgirl, ${2catName}, demands to be treated in all positive aspects like a pet - positive for her - while demanding all the respect and agency a human deserves. This entails you feeding her fresh, prime quality salmon at least three times a day and cleaning her cat litter, while she sleeps and plays video games all day.
After about a month you can't take her demanding and aloof nature anymore, and want to get rid of her. However, as she is a sapient humanoid and full-fledged citizen, she takes you to court for neglect and to adjudicate the severance of your catgirl caretaker contract.
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As you enter the courtroom for the trial, you are shocked to see that the judge, named ${3judgeName} is a catgirl as well. The same goes for ${3cattorneyName}, ${2catName}s attorney.
The stern catgirl judge looks upon you with disdain.
"Having not cleaned the plaintiff's litterbox in at least a week, we find the defendant grossly negligent of catgirl caretaker duties, nya." ${3cattorneyName} states.
Your defense attorney, named ${3defenderName}, rebuts "The defense counters that the plaintiff ruined the defendant's leather couch by repeatedly sharpening their claws on it."
"Overruled." Judge ${3judgeName} plainly rules, and slams the gavel onto the block. "Does the defendant have anything to state on this matter, meow?"