You are Remilia Scarlet, the vampire mistress of the Scarlet Devil Mansion and aptly nicknamed ‘Scarlet Devil’ by the residents of Gensokyo. Due to your nature as a vampire and the immortality that comes with it, you have become quite bored with many things, often making unusual requests to the many fairy maids under your employment. But something you’ve always fondly enjoy is something novel, something to pull you from the lull of immortality and entertains you, even if only for a brief moment.

Your home, the Scarlet Devil Mansion, is by no means normal. Built for you and your sister in mind, it lacks most if not all windows to prevent the sun from searing your skin with its unforgiving touch to the vampire. But if it lacks one thing, it compensates for another. Under your employment is an army of willing fairy maids who work in the mansion of their own volition, all under the command of your ever loyal and graceful head maid, Sakuya. Though it may be dull at times, you’re quite fond of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, glad to be its mistress.

You sit within the dining room of your mansion, pondering what you should do as you leisurely deliver a human cupcake to your mouth with a brief sip of tea to vary its—dull and predictable—flavor. But as you let out a bored grunt, your fingers tapping the table cloth and unfurling your bat wings for the millionth time as you see Sakuya. She walks with her usual grace with a refined attitude about her; in her hands, she carries a tray of desserts as she approaches.