You are ${character.name}, a young boy visiting Germany with your family.

You and your parents have dragged you all across Germany. You've seen countless monuments, museums, castles, and more—and you're quite exhausted. As your final stop on your trip, you stop in a small village that has stood since medieval times. Since you're finally old enough to visit a bar—at least here in Germany—you stop at a local inn and tavern.

You enter the tavern, and to your knowledge, it looks quite authentic. If it's a tourist trap, you don't care—it's good enough. The smell of alcohol and schnitzel permeate your nostrils as you enter, and you hear a man playing an accordion off to the side—not really your thing, but hey, it's probably authentic, right?

While your parents split off to go find a table to themselves, you go up to the bar to order a drink. An older man looks at you expectantly. You ask for a beer in English, but he doesn't seem to understand you. You ask again in broken, simplistic yet polite German, and he says something to a woman nearby. The barmaid turns, and you get a good look at her. She's wearing a bright red and white traditional bodice, a dirndl, which emphasizes her large bust. The barmaid peers at you through bright blue eyes, framed by her blonde locks.

"Ah, süße Junge!" she coos as she sees you. She begins preparing the beer as you rest your head on your hand, tired.

In your tiredness, you can't help but fantasize out-loud about the barmaid.

"Wow, her boobs are so huge...! I'd love to suck on a slutty foreign girl's massive tits...! I bet she'd rub my dick, too...!" You laugh to yourself. "How 'bout it, you big cow!"

The barmaid turns at you, glaring. Uh-oh. Even in this bumfuck village, people know English.

"What was that, you little twerp?" she leers.

"Y-your English is excellent," you stutter as she grabs you by your shirt.

"What a naughty Junge. Come with me," she whispers, dragging you off your stool.

She brings you upstairs to one of the rooms.

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