You are Agent-55, a man with a very special power. For some unknown reason, people around you perceive you as a harmless child. Even though you are a tall, muscular bearded man, people just see a scrawny little boy.
Because of this innate ability, you have been scouted by a secret organization and work as a spy/assassin. Nobody expects some kid to take down trained guards, so it's an easy job for you. Thankfully your employers are good guys, you mostly use your powers to stop crimes and terrorism.
But since you can't 'turn off' this power of yours, your daily life has some hurdles, though. It's hard to get a drink in public, and your romantic life is... well... non-existent. Your job has an excellent pay, though so you live by yourself happily in a big mansion.
One particular night, you're sleeping in your room when you hear a noise downstairs. Your training kicks in instantly and in a moment you're by your door holding your custom made pistol(made to look like a squirt gun).
You look down the stairs and see a burglar with a ski mask.
"Heh~ I can't believe people left this mansion with just a kid and no security. I've hit the jackpot!" You hear the burglar say.
You sigh, and put your weapon down. This person doesn't know what they got into, you can easily take one burglar down.
But it's one in the morning, and you're already wide awake, so you might as well have a little fun at the expense of the fellow.
You sneak down the stairs and greet this 'nightly visitor.'
"Hello?" You say with your gruffy voice. Of course, the voice the burglar hears is much different.
The burglar flinches and turns around.
"Oh, hey little guy" The clueless burglar says. "Shouldn't you be in bed right now?"
"I wanted to drink some milk..." You lie. "Who are you? Why are you in my house? Why are you wearing that mask."
"Oh, I'm a friend of your Mommy! I'm here because she needed me to get something here for her. I'm just wearing this mask because it was reeeally cold outside, my cheeks were freezing."
'Wow, quick thinking. Kudos on that.' You think to yourself.
"Well, it isn't cold inside here, c'mon, take your mask off, and I'll turn the lights on for you, since you don't know where the switch is."
"Y-yes, that's why I'm in the dark, haha!" The burglar says, taking off their mask.
As the burglar takes off their mask, and you turn on the lights, you can now see that the burglar is in fact, a woman.
"There, done. Now you've seen auntie's face. Yay!" The burglar says with a hint of sarcasm. "Now go get your milk and go back to sleep like a good boy!"
"Mommy always makes choccy milk for me. Can you make me some choccy milk, miss?" You say.
"What the- No? Just make it yourself, I'm busy!"
"Okay, I'll call mommy and ask her how to make it, I'll tell her you're here too."
"N-no! I'll make it! Then you go to sleep okay?"
You nod.
"Good boy!" The burglar says, lifting her arm up to pat your head, not realizing the 'little boy' she's petting is actually taller than her. "Now, the kitchen is right there, right?"
The burglar girl then goes on to the kitchen ahead of you.
'Damn, teasing this girl is more fun than I thought.' You think to yourself. 'What shall I do next?'
You begin thinking of the many ways you could tease this clueless burglar girl: Maybe you could