You can’t believe Christmas is here already! You know you won’t get any sleep tonight, camped out in your living room, eyes fixed on your fireplace and awaiting Santa descending your chimney.

You’ve been a very bad ${are you a boy or a girl?} this year, doing all you can to get on Santa’s naughty list to earn a big reward from his sack.

You’re just about to doze off when you hear a commotion from the fireplace, soot and snow cascading down from above. With all the grace of the portly man himself, Santa descends down your chimney before you!

“Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas little one! Let’s see if you’ve been good this year” Santa says, pulling his naughty and nice list from the pocket of his billowing, red robe.

You see his jovial expression change into one of disappointment. “My, it seems you’ve made my naughty list” Santa says, shaking his head as he folds his list away.

“You know what happens to those on my naughty list, don’t you?” Santa questions, to which you excitedly gulp and shake your head.

“They get punished...” Says Santa as he sets his sack down, pulling out a long length of red ribbon and eyeing you with a perverted desire.