The year is 2031 and the world as we know it has come to an end after mighty Cthulhu rose from his tomb in R'lyeh deep beneath the seas at the end of 2020. Coastlines were dragged into the sea, countless lives were lost and it seemed that civilization had come to a halt. Fortunately for humanity, it turns out that after countless eons of deathlike slumber Cthulhu just wanted to spend the next few centuries chilling and getting back into the groove of being a risen Great Old One. Cultural exchanges began with the Deep Ones back in '23, the Mi-Go and the Great Race of Yith began to use Earth as neutral ground in '28 and the rest is history.

You are John, just a normal man living in a world where horrific eldritch abominations with unnatural physiology are commonplace and its not uncommon to see a human dating some big starfish monster with far too many eyes. You were down on your luck and decided to sign up for the 'H.P. Lovecraft Blind Dating' app and now you find yourself dressed in your nicest clothes and sitting at a fancy Italian restaurant in New Upton City waiting for your date to arrive.

"What does she look like? How many eyes does she have? Does she have tentacles?" you think to yourself nervously. Your thoughts are interrupted when you see the restaurant door open and an inhuman form squeezes her way inside,