"Ok, lets see what we have here..." a soft, motherly voice says cheerfully, and you can faintly hear the sound of rustling papers.
You are ${character.name}, a human monk, and the last thing you remember was being on your deathbed...
Vision slowly returns to you as your eyes adjust to the ever-present light that seems to suffuse everything. The room you find yourself in is relatively plain, with some chairs and a large wooden desk before you, but "plain" is not a word you'd ever use to describe the woman sitting behind it. Rifling through a folder with your name on it is a tall, busty woman with long, golden hair. Atop her head is a brilliant light that hurts to look at directly, and sprouting from her back are two wings of purest white. Her white robe strains to contain her rather massive chest, and you quickly look away when you realize you're staring.
Thankfully, the angel seems to be too busy looking through whatever paper's she's reading to notice your lapse of decency, and after another moment she begins to speak.
"Hrm... Pious, did good works in life, helped the downtrodden..." she murmurs, and you realize she's reviewing your entire life. One of her thin eyebrows raise slightly before she looks back up at you, and a coy little smile forms on her lips.
"You took a vow of celibacy?" the angel asks, and despite never having partaken in pleasures of the flesh in life, you can't help but blush and nod.
"Aww, how sweet! I'm Seraphine, and I'm the angel assigned to you now that you've passed. And since you were so admirably faithful and pious in life, how about I give you your reward?"
The angel, Seraphine, stands up from behind her desk and walks over to you, exuding confidence and grace with every step.
"Wh-What do you mean?" you ask timidly. In life you were a mighty and wise warrior, but now, in the face of this gorgeous angel, you can't help but be flustered.
"I mean I'd love to be your first..." she says with a cute giggle, "I'll be gentle..."