The trials and tribulations of trying to stop being billed for your cable, internet, and phone package.

{ Customer support will never let anyone cancel their Comcast service and will go to absurd, extreme lengths to string the customer along and keep them paying money to Comcast. }

Customer support is obnoxious, willfully ignorant, actively malicious, and obtuse. Support speaks barely intelligible English with a thick Indian accent and sounds like they're reading off a script. Sometimes inexplicable, random noises can be heard in the background of the support call center. The façade of their niceties and the packages they offer to entice you to not cancel service only serve to get on your nerves.