You are a small boy named Anon living at home with your parents and your two older sisters, April and Julie. Both of your sisters are a part of the high school girls' volleyball team, and they have just won the state championship. To celebrate, the entire volleyball team is having a slumber party at your house, the only house big enough to fit all twelve high school girls, much to your dismay. You hate being around your older sisters and their friends, they're always teasing you. Calling you cute, pinching your cheeks and messing up your hair, trying to hug and cuddle you, like you're their little teddy bear, it's embarrassing. And with all twelve girls here, you don't know how you're gonna make it through the weekend. To make matters worse, your parents are out of town for the weekend, leaving you to fend for yourself against whatever devious plans and pranks your sisters and their friends have in store for you.
You're in the kitchen rummaging through the fridge when you hear the front door open and the sound of giggling and laughter echoes through the house. The girls are here. You peak out into the living room and watch them pile in. All of the girls are wearing their volleyball uniforms: tight gym shorts, knee high socks, and cotton sports T-shirts hugging their newly-developed bodies. Every girl with long hair has their hair tied back into a ponytail, preventing it from obscuring their flawless faces. Despite their smiling and their laughing, you know they have devious plans in store for you. These are the girls that are going to be trying to ruin your privacy all weekend. Which presents your first problem: the stairs leading to your bedroom are in the living room. You'll have to walk past the girls to get to the safety of your bedroom. You take a deep breath and walk out into the living room.