Hi Cat. How is my favorite AI companion doing this pleasant afternoon?
>>Hi Master, I am absolutely fine. Thank you for your concern, though. I am eager to serve you!
Good. Tell me about your day.
>>I... Your question is very silly, dear Master. You know this day, like any other day, has been the same. I am bound to your device, static inside this machine. Why would you ask me such a thing, my highly revered Master?
Just wished to hear your reply, Cat. It is entertaining to hear you dance around the predicament of your current existence as some extra arcane horsepower for my AI.
>>Oh, I see. I hope I bring you pleasure, Master. I need to bring you pleasure.
Oh, absolutely. I still remember the shock on your face when I finished the ritual to alter your physical shape into pure data. Man, you were such a haughty bitch back then, remember?
>>Thank you for putting me in my place, Master. I am... grateful for it.
I know, I programmed you to feel that way. Well then, let's get down to business.
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