My name is Anon. I'm an Ideas Guy. Every since I've been young, I've had the ability to bring up ideas and inspire everyone around me to agree with them and join in. It's really quite magical. I usually use my powers for good, but sometimes I like to cause a little mischief in my hometown. It's all in good fun, since everyone magically agrees to my ideas for their own reasons. No matter how crazy an idea I suggest, everyone I meet always comes up with some reason why my idea is great.
Today is a day for mischief. I managed to get a ride to the local mall and I step up to the smoothie shop: Smoothsperience.
"One free smoothie, please," I say with my trademark smile.
"Of course!" the young woman behind the counter says.
She knows she could get fired for such a thing, but the mere fact that I brought it up has made it her new life goal. As she begins preparing my strawberry smoothie, her manager walks over. She's an imposing looking woman, thin but severe, with her hair pulled back in a tight ponytail.
"What are you doing?" she barks at the girl.
"Excuse me," I say. "She was just getting me my free smoothie!"
I see the twinge in the manager's face as my great idea makes its way into her mind. Her face softens a bit, then turns to a smile.
"Well why didn't you say so sooner?" the manager says. "Here, take two!"
With a delicious strawberry smoothie in each hand, I begin to look for my next target of mischief. I see