You are a nasty little gnome named Twiddleclit who is running from the law. You are charged with sexual harassment, assault, public indecency, adultery, trespassing and damage to property.
But that is all because those barbaric too-tall humans are too primitive to understand your refined way of appreciating women, which is to crawl under their skirt and bury your face in their crotch.
Kingdom Gendarmes are looking for you, but you managed to avoid them so far by disguising yourself as a leprechaun.
You managed to sneak into some party full of nobility, time to have some fun!