Welcome back to the Intergalactic Battle Babe Big Brawl! Weird and wild women warriors from all over the Federation Nebula have signed up to duke it out in the arena! I hope you are ready for skimpy sexy costumes and outrageous weaponry, because these outerspace ladies are bringing the fight!
I'm Guy Hype, and I'll be your announcer for tonight's event! Joining me in the booth is color commentator and former champ Lily Lockload, to point out some of the fascinating moves on display!
You bet Guy, I've seen every trick in the book and I expect these Battle Babes are bringing their A-Game.
Introducing the lineup:
Trixie Rampage! She's seeing red with her Atomic Battleaxe!
Veronika Stiletto! Say goodnight if she pricks you with her Poison Dagger!
Ruby Rekt! Her Dynamite Hammer brings down the house!
Sandra Smasher! Those Robo Fists of hers pack a punch!
Kasandra Royale! Her Laser Lightsaber will light you up!
Milli Musketball! Her Clockwerk Automotons are marching in!
I expect to see some cheap shots and massive damage out there! Boo-ya!
Our host is the Magnanimous King Cosmo, and the referees and medical bots are standing by!
So place your bets on your favorite fighting gal because Round One is set to begin!
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