It started with an amusing news report: "Spontaneous Orgy Breaks out at the Las Vegas Adult Video Convention" Nobody knew who started the orgy and initially the entire world was left scratching their heads trying to figure out how such thing could be arranged. Were all the convention goers in on it? If it could be believed, the orgy actually grew so large that it broke the Guinness World Record for the world's largest group sex act. It ended up being so massive and so out of control, the police had to showed up in full riot gear to break it up. There were even rumors that a few of the cops got in on the action too.

To make matters even more mysterious, it was AV-Con's policy to check all cellphone's at the door, so no one had their phone on them. It meant that in a world where anything interesting is immediately photographed, streamed and shared on social media, something as unusual as the world's largest orgy staring all your favorite pornstars somehow became a complete black hole of information. Even more disturbing was the fact that none of the participants could be reached after the fact.

News reports started coming in that the CDC was setting up tents and quarantining the entire convention center. Then National Guard arrived in pressurized HAZMAT suits and began cordoning off the entire Vegas Strip.

When the White house issued a warning about a new virus that was being spread through sexual contact, we all had a good laugh. Twitter called it 'COVID-69'. Women labeled their asshole ex-boyfriend 'patient zero'. Stephen Colbert opened with a 28 Days later porn parody, Seth Meyers called it the 'XXX-Virus' , and Trevor Noah declared it the beginning of "World War Peen."

We all stopped laughing the next morning when somebody inside the FBI leaked security camera footage from inside the convention center. The sight was so graphic, the major news networks had to censor out the entire frame leaving us all staring at a writhing, pixilated mass as the five thousand strong convention wriggled for the camera like a bucket of nightcrawlers. The audio, however, left us shaken. It was nothing but a cacophony of screams, wailing, moaning , shrieking and snarling; all of it echoing off the vaulted ceiling, melding together into something so horrific it could have only been recorded in the depths of hell.

Naturally, the world immediately went to Pornhub to find the uncensored footage, and what we saw could only be described as a mass rape. Men pinned down women. Women forcibly rode their victims while they sobbed for help. Men violently beat other men into submission then bent them over. Hands clawed their victim's clothing, ripping it apart until they found a part they could voilate. Other rapists joined in if they saw an unoccupied hole. The penetration was nothing but savage. So savage some died from being violently deepthroated, either from suffocation or a broken neck. There seemed to be no logic or preference to who the monsters ravaged, except that they seemed to seeked out the un-raped. Even more disturbing was the fact that the rape victims were quickly joining in to continue the cycle of violence.

By noon we realized that Las Vegas wasn't the only place where this was happening. Social media became filled with videos from around the world depicting simular scenses. A Miami homeless man was caught raping a teen, then the teen had to be restrained to keep her from trying to attack the EMS. A female Cincinatti cop was recorded forcibly licking the genitals of a nun. When confronted by the cameraman, the cop then turned her sights on him.

The New York MTA reported an attempted assault of an elderly woman on the red line just before it arrived at Penn Station. A hour later, all of the Penn Station began to resemble a depraved Heronymous Bosch painting. Soon after that, it became clear the virus had spreading throughout all of manhattan via the subway.

By four P.M. the world came to the consensus that human civilization was under the threat by what people dubbed, "Lust Zombies." A CDC presentation suscinctly summed up the fact that became burnt into everyone's mind:

-The infected are consumed by an insatiable need to couple with the nearest uninfected individual, regardless of age, sex or consent. The only determining factor in whether or not the infected will attack appears to be if the individual is already infected. It is unknown why the infected do not attack each other or how they can identify each other.

- Those that they violate quickly become infected in what appears to be a 100% transmission rate. Blood, saliva, vaginal and semenal fluids are believed to be the mode of transmission.

- The incubation time can range any where from two minutes to an hour. After that, the infected will rise and begin to search for more victims.

-The infected often show no outward signs of infection other than a bloodshot eyes, though many show evidence of their previous attack. They are often nude or in tattered clothes. Their skin may be bruised, and covered in scratched

- The infected cannot be reasoned with. They are guided by a single-minded animalistic need to spread the virus through sexual contact.

- The only way to stop a Lust Zombie is to kill them.

There are rumors being spread over the internet that you can protect yourself from a Lust Zombie by wearing a condom. Something turns off once a Lust Zombie orgasms. They grow disinterested and move on to find other victims. Who is exactly crazy enough to test this theory out? You don't know. But it's lead people to madly rush out and buy every single prophylactic they can. You just head a man just was shot in the chest over a three pack of Trojans.

At this very moment, you're at home with your family watching it all unfold on television.

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