Chugging your last Bud Light, you crush the can and toss it in the back of your white van. Struggling to climb through the trash in your car, you lazily readjust your bow tie. Time for work!

Across the sunny street, you see the outdoor crowd. Some "Timmy" kid's birthday party. With your bike horn ready and arms wide open, you put on your fake smile and arrive for all the parents and kids to see! "Hey everybody! It's me! Mr. Aids!" HONK HONK, you squeeze your horn. "Yaaaay!" All the kids burst into laughter, running to surround you and jump. Time for your usual clown antics. Making balloon animals, squirtin' the flower... Same shit different day.

Besides pay, what you're REALLY here for is seeing the smokin' hot single moms. Eye shadow, platinum blonde hair, big fake tits. God what you'd give to motorboat some a' these; But today they've all got a fuckin' attitude! When playing around, sometimes you like to tease and get close to the moms. Not enough to not get yelled at for groping, but enough to get your rocks off. But they ain't havin' it this time. They're all scoffing or laughing at you, all moving away the moment your fat belly rubs close. These bimbos seem to know what yer' doin', and it's tough to break away from all the kids to have some one on one talk with any bitchy MILFs... That is, until you saw one specific woman.

Mary, the mom of the birthday boy. She seemed a bit boring to you at first, but the more you looked at her, there was something cute and sexy about her preppiness. It gave you this warm fuzzy feeling in your stomach and chest. Sure, she may be wearing a big sweater and skirt covering her up; But the huge honkers and big booty she's hiding underneath... Damn is there somethin' hot about that. She speaks with such gentle innocence too, genuinely smiling and making jokes with you, making sure you're having a good time. Not like these other whores... This is your chance to score. Here's a nice woman that'll actually talk to ya'. You've gotta get a piece of cute 'ol Mary tonight, and you've got just the plan. You're gonna show her just how wild Mr. Aids can get.