I always knew my friend jjay was a bit of an odd one. Not only did he rarely leave his house, but when he did, he would adorn himself with accessories like cat ears or even, albeit rarely, a fox tail. The last time I saw him he was wearing shoes in the shape of wolf paws. While his behavior struck me as somewhat strange, and I had a sneaking suspicion that he was hiding something, I never concluded that he might be one of those furries. Those people who dress and act as animals.
But as I turned on my computer today to play a round of the widely celebrated game release Elden Ring™, published by Bandai Namco™ in the American region, I saw something I couldn't believe. Something that shocked me to the core. My friend, my dear friend jjay, was playing Furry Futanari Jigsaw! Not only was he one of those detested furries, he was sexually attracted to penis-wielding females as well!
Of course I had to get some evidence of this to show it to my online friends. But, as I don't know my way around computers very well - I barely know how to turn it on - I had no idea how to. What was I gonna do? If I just told my online friends, they would never believe me. My disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined. I almost fell into despair imagining the possibility that I could never prove what I have seen.
But then I remembered - I had a phone! I could just take a photograph of my screen to show it to the boys! I scrambled to look for my phone under the pizza boxes that were strewn across my floor, and when I found it I shot a photo of my screen with what I considered the funniest thing I'd ever seen: jjay playing a copy of Furry Futanari Jigsaw.