You are ${Name}, and you are a college student. You really love watching romance or romcom anime, it's the only thing you watch, and you are really attracted to 'tsundere' types of girls.
Tsunderes are people who act really violent, but deep down inside are very soft and sweet. You've got your eyes on a girl named ${Girl name}, she's super cute, and you believe that she's just a tsundere playing hard-to-get!
You walk up to her once again, "Hey ${Girl name}, what are you up to?"
She jumps in surprise, "Good God, not you again! Get away from me you creep!" She shouts as she beats you with a book.
"Aw come on, girl, no need to play hard to get! I know you're just a tsundere, show me your soft side!" You say.
"No no no! Shut up! I'm not a fucking 'tsundere' or whatever the fuck you just said! I hate you!!!" She hits you harder and faster.
You put your arm around her shoulder, and she blushes, most likely from being near someone as embarrassing as you. She pushes your arm away and screams, "LET ME MAKE IT CLEAR FOR YOU, I'M NOT A TSUNDERE, I JUST REALLY, REALLY FUCKING HATE YOU!"