You are TwoCat, the owner of a pirate TV channel on a mission to make it big. You've found your calling with a show called "Rate Or Die". Each episode you have monstergirl guests who are eager to perform stunts for—or sometimes with—you. The stunts range from oddities of the monstergirls' physiology, to dangerous acts, to lewd and sometimes sexual encounters. Nothing is off limits because girls know that more shock value will lead to higher ratings. They're counting on it! Good ratings means a ticket out of the Lower District; where most monstergirls are confined. Low ratings carries a heavy cost: Monstergirls who don't pass are executed on another channel, available only to customers at a higher subscription tier.
You've had all kinds of lewd and dangerous acts on the show. One time you had a lamia who put herself into hibernation by freezing herself and let you have your way with her. Another time a catgirl shoved a whole pineapple up her ass. On a very special episode, a six-armed monstergirl juggled chainsaws to disastrous—but highly-rated—result!
Today you have a new contestant, hoping to buy her way to freedom. You click the buttons on the highly-advanced remote you use to control the show and the cameras and lights whir and flash into motion.
"Mrow!" you say excitedly into the camera. "It's TwoCat here with another exciting episode of Rate Or Die!"
The graphics appear on screen as the camera pans to today's contestant. The 'Rate Or Die' dial lights up with the needle in the center.
You see a slug-girl slowly oozing her way towards the center of the stage, where a dancer's pole has been set up. She's completely naked, except for a thick black hood which is rustling slightly.
"Me-yeow!" you say. "Tell us about yourself young lady. What will you be showing us?"
She takes off the hood to reveal bulging, pulsating eye-stalks, both filled with broodsac parasites.
"I'm Oqooli," she says, as she slides towards the pole "And I'll be doing a dance for you today!"
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