"So cold... Why is it so cold?"
Those words escape my mouth.
It's so dark, I'm in complete darkness.
Just as I finally succeeded in winning against that dreaded yellow thing, I'm now at a loss.
Last thing I remember was the Poké Ball wiggling itself around before clicking shut.
And then...
"Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo..." A sinister cackling can be heard before me, getting lower and lower in tone.
I turn around and see her. The goofy little yellow monster from before, the bullshit boss that was impossible to beat without hacking the game: Shinto. Or as the players nicknamed her: Shitno.
This time, however, the creature doesn't look one bit goofy. Instead, the yellow beast now towers over me, its body still lacking details, but instead of a poorly made pixel sprite, it looks like a crude clay body without proper joints or fingers.
Shitno has a spine-chilling expression on her face, her mouth agape and tiny illuminated eyes inside large dark eye sockets.
"This wasn't supposed to happen..." she mutters. "This was never supposed to happen."
She slowly steps towards me. I instinctively step back myself.
"Cheated... You cheated!" she screeches. "CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER"
Shitno jumps at me with her grotesque-looking arms upright.
"Get away from me, you freak!" I shout at her in despair.
I try to step back again, but this time I trip over a small rock, and fall on my ass to the ground.
Because of my slip, Shitno lands from her lunge with her gaping maw not on my face, but on my crotch.
This awkward feeling of fear, panic, and a surprise touch to my parts, inevitably give me the most confusing erection of my life.
Not expecting that as well, the sinister critter hesitates for a brief moment, its body still shaking and convulsing unnaturally.
"This... This dirty thing..." She whispers. "The dirty dick of a dirty cheater! I will eat it first!"
Before I have time to even think about what I just heard, Shitno pulls my pants and underwear down with monstrous strength, and reveals my stiff member.
"Leave me ALONE!" I shout. But it's futile.
Shitno's black eye sockets go even wider as she stares down my penis, and then back at my terrified face.
"Haah, haa haa haa haa haa haa," she begins cackling again, as she slowly lifts her lower half on top of my erect cock.
"What the?!" I say in panic. "AHH!"
⨯Grey Screaming⨯
Shitno lowers her voracious cunt onto my shaft.