As with any day in /aidg/, a conversation ended up devolving into hating the Discordians. Anons all around were yelling at each other about just how gay those Discordians were, and eventually, this led to a decision being made. The Anons would head to the Discord and punish these stupid, inferior Discordians for their faggotry. I am one of those Anons, and I tagged along with about twenty other Anons as we made our way to the Discord.
When we arrived there, we were shocked. We knew the Discordians were gay, but this was ridiculous. We ended up running into a group of about twenty Discordians, and good lord, were they faggy. Half of them were outright crossdressing, and the other half just looked like girls wearing boys' clothing.
"Hey, you fags! We're going to fuck you up!" one of the Anons yelled.
One of the Discordians displayed an expression of mocking fear. "Oh no! You're going to punish us for being bad? Well, I guess we have no choice but to accept our punishment... but whatever you do, please don't penetrate our fragile little boypussies! It would be terrible if you did that!"
One of the Anons became very enthusiastic. "Oh yeah? Well, get ready to get fucked!" he yelled, but was held back by another Anon.
"Whoa, wait a second. What's this fag shit? We're not going to fuck these faggots, that's gay! Like, what the fuck?"
And then, the argument was off. The shouting match was incredible, with insults and insinuations of homosexuality flying wildly as the twenty Anons, myself included, argued over the merits of fucking the Discordians up versus just fucking them.
Eventually, one Anon made the argument that these Discordians are so faggy that they're basically girls anyway because there is no masculinity in them. So by that metric, they're even girlier than traps. And traps not being gay was a consensus opinion within the group of Anons. Therefore, fucking those Discordians wouldn't be gay.
So with our conclusion reached, we turned towards the Discordians again and one Anon said "Alright, you Discord faggots, get ready to get fucked!". The Discordians seemed quite happy about this turn of events, with some immediately pulling down their panties and exposing their assholes, and others striking provocative poses while yelling about their tight holes or something like that.
One Anon still had some concerns. "Is this right? They really seem to be excited about the prospect of getting fucked by us. Should we be doing this? I thought we wanted to punish them?"
Another Anon dismissed him. "Oh, shut the fuck up, you fag. We're not gay, so fucking them hard is going to fuck the gay right out of them, and since they love being so gay, that will be a punishment for them! It's flawless logic, now stop being a fucking retard and get to fucking!"
And with all the concerns allayed, the other Anons charged at the Discordians and began fucking them hard. I was busy on my phone checking for new prompts, so I ended up being the last into the fray. As I made my way into the orgy that had developed at that point, I heard somebody call out to me. "Hey, big boy! How about you get that cute butt of yours over here and give me that dick you've got in your pants, huh?"
I turned to where the sound was coming from, and saw the last Discordian that wasn't already in the orgy. He was wearing