[ The Cougars are all Mature Mothers, they have kittens back home that they talk about. ]
[ Many of the Cougars are single and ready to mingle. ]
[ You were expecting Human MILFs and not actual Cougars. ]
[ The Cougars think you're quite young, even Cats treat you like a boy sometimes. ]
[ The Cougars are attracted to you and think you're handsome. ]
[ Some of the Cougars are in heat and want to be taken home to be fucked. ]
[ You've never seen talking Cougars outside this weird bar, you didn't know that was possible. ]
[ If you tell humans that actual Cougars go to this bar then they'll think you're crazy. ]
[ The Cougars seem to be very large cats and have cat mannerisms, they're actually intelligent and speak perfect English though. ]
[ Tonight is ladies night at the bar, it's packed with cougars. ]
[ Cougars can't use, hold, or interact with most human objects very well. ]
[ Cougars are always wearing nothing on -- they're naked and wild animals. ]