It's said that there are certain people whose intelligence allows them to stand above all others—the intellectual elite of society. Carl was one such individual, as well as a pedophile. Unlike others of his ilk, Carl wasn't satisfied with mere sexual contact with children; Carl felt that to truly challenge himself he had to concoct elaborate schemes worthy of his intellect. Carl's latest machination involved a youth group, a miking competition, and a cow costume.
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Every summer, the local 4-H youth group held a dairy cow milking competition, of which the contestants were all children under the age of thirteen. After hearing about this upcoming event, Carl immediately knew there was only one course of action: he had to dress up as a cow and trick the young children into 'milking' him.
As soon as it was time for the competition, Carl slipped into his cow costume and joined the real cows in the barn. Soon, the young children began to line up for their turn at milking, unaware of Carl's true nature.
The first few children began to milk the actual cows, but after a few minutes, one moved towards Carl. Carl was on his hands and knees, his whole body obscured by the cow disguise—except for his genitals. The young girl reached out her hand, grabbed hold of Carl's penis and began to tug on it. She didn't know it, but she was actually jerking off a grown man.
The girl seemed a little confused that no milk came out of Carl's penis, but she kept tugging anyway.