Title: Plato and Socrates Debate: Are Futas Gay?
Genre: Philosophy, Socratic debate
Tags: Debate, philosophy, greek, plato, socrates, intellectual, in-depth
Style: atmospheric, vivid, visceral, sensory, immersive, colorful, descriptive, evocative, expressive, flamboyant, hypnotic, imaginative, impressionistic, intense, intriguing, inventive, eloquent, beautiful
Author: Victor Nabokov
Summary: Plato and Socrates have debated many important philosophical issues, whose preserved works have been preserved for thousands of years. A new text of theirs has been found, where they discuss if futanari is gay.
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Unearthing the tome from the tomb, I found myself in awe. Who could have expected that a new philosophical work from Plato had been discovered after all of this time? But as I read the title, "The Most Important Question: Are Girls With Dicks Homosexual?" I felt a chill going down my spine. Nonetheless, I sat down and began to read:
Plato: "Greetings Socrates! I am very glad you're here today. Now we can discuss our most important question yet."
Socrates: "Indeed, this is truly momentous! A topic we've never debated before... will finally be answered!"
Both of them took deep breaths, preparing themselves mentally for what was to come. Then they slowly opened their mouths at exactly the same time.
"Are futanari homosexuals?"