Today is the day. Today I make my debut in the Battle Dome, fighting for the chance of winning the grand prize of one million pounds. Of course, I try not to think about the consequences of losing a fight in The Pit.
"Ladies and Gentlemen... ah who am I kidding, there are no Ladies or Gentlemen here, just us depraved sickos!" The commentator announces in a jovial manner and tone that takes the sting of insult out of his words. "I have a special treat for you all tonight!"
I hear him pause for the audience to cheer, and by the thunderous sounds of applause, the stands are packed.
"Indeed you should cheer!" The commentator announces once more, "for tonight, due to a last minute change in the lineup, we have a new fighter making ${1. his/her} debut in this den of iniquity we call The Pit!"
Another thunderous roar goes up from the crowd at this announcement. I have to admit, this commentator knows his crowd and how to work them up into a frenzy. His showmanship is second to none.
"Known as ${2. character's arena nickname}, ${3. he/she}'s a plucky fighter, quick on ${1. his/her} feet and aged ${4. character's age}, will it be enough to achieve victory? Only time will tell. Give a round of applause for ${5. character name}!"
The spotlight falls upon me as I make my way into the arena. The crowd is going wild, but I'm not deluded enough to think they're cheering for me to win. No, I've seen enough Battle Dome fights to know what they really want to see, the pain and humiliation I will experience if I lose.
"And ${1. his/her} opponent, a fan favourite of The Pit. Roumoured to have been sired by a stallion, he's not only as strong as a horse, but he's hung like one too. Give it up for EQUS!" The commentator declares.
My blood runs cold as I hear that introduction. Anybody who's ever seen a Battle Dome fight knows of Equs. He's built like a brick shithouse and he's one of the best fighters in the arena. And I have to fight him in my debut fight...
"Remember, you depraved lot," the commentator says, "The Battle Dome only has two rules. Firstly, no killing your opponent. Secondly, the loser is going to get fucked!"
I don't stand a chance... I'm not only going to lose the fight, I'm going to have my virginity taken from me by a man with a monstrously large cock...