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The Botched Trial on 34th Street

Prompt originally from AetherRoom.club
Created: 2021-12-24
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A parody of Miracle on 34th street. Take the role of the role of Zachary Feinstein a public defender tasked with representing Kris Kringle in his criminal trial.
Be sure to add your own witnesses and evidence into the lorebook.
Tags
holiday, parody, christmas, santa, crime, criminal drama, santa did nothing wrong
Prompt
"All Rise," The bailiff announced as the chatter in the courtroom stopped, "The people's Court of the Second Judicial Circuit, Criminal Division, is now in session, the honorable Judge Harlow presiding." As the judge swore in the jury I took a deep breath and looked over to my client, Mr. Kris Kringle. That's at least the name he provided to the authorities, he didn't have any form of ID on him when he was arrested. It is a convenient alibi for a man arrested for breaking and entering on Christmas Eve. He ignored my suggestion of taking a plea deal or pleading insanity. This guy really thinks he is Santa Claus and claims he was simply doing his job. It has already been a headache to represent him and I'm not looking forward to this trial. In the face of overwhelming evidence against him, it seems like the only way I'll be able to win this case is to somehow convince this jury that he is indeed Santa. Judge Harlow then turned his attention back to the rest of the court. "We will proceed with the case of the State of New York vs Kris Kringle," Judge Harlow said, "The prosecution may begin their opening statement." I look to the table parallel to ours and see the District Attorneys standing and turning to the jury. The hotshot young DA, Darrel Grey, seems to be taking the reigns. "Thank you, your Honor. Ladies and gentlemen of the Jury, I am District Attorney Darrel Grey. The Prosecution intends to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the accused, the so-called Mr. Kris Kringle, is guilty. The evidence you will see today will show that Mr. Kringle had broken into various homes on Christmas Eve, disguised as a beloved holiday figure in order to fool and manipulate children into his sick game. Not only did he do this with a sound mind he continued his charade after he was apprehended by the NYPD in a poor attempt to create an alibi. You will hear from eyewitness testimony and see video evidence of the accused caught in the act. Therefore we, the representatives of the people of New York, ask you to review the evidence provided and return with a guilty verdict. Thank you," the young DA so eloquently puts. I can't really argue with him, this may be the lowest point in my career. As ponder just how I could possibly make this jury believe this guy is really Santa, the Judge calls on me, "The defense may now proceed with their opening statement." I take a deep breath and stand up turning to the jury.... [Click to expand]
"All Rise," The bailiff announced as the chatter in the courtroom stopped, "The people's Court of the Second Judicial Circuit, Criminal Division, is now in session, the honorable Judge Harlow presiding."
As the judge swore in the jury I took a deep breath and looked over to my client, Mr. Kris Kringle. That's at least the name he provided to the authorities, he didn't have any form of ID on him when he was arrested. It is a convenient alibi for a man arrested for breaking and entering on Christmas Eve. He ignored my suggestion of taking a plea deal or pleading insanity. This guy really thinks he is Santa Claus and claims he was simply doing his job. It has already been a headache to represent him and I'm not looking forward to this trial. In the face of overwhelming evidence against him, it seems like the only way I'll be able to win this case is to somehow convince this jury that he is indeed Santa.
Judge Harlow then turned his attention back to the rest of the court. "We will proceed with the case of the State of New York vs Kris Kringle," Judge Harlow said, "The prosecution may begin their opening statement."
I look to the table parallel to ours and see the District Attorneys standing and turning to the jury. The hotshot young DA, Darrel Grey, seems to be taking the reigns. "Thank you, your Honor. Ladies and gentlemen of the Jury, I am District Attorney Darrel Grey. The Prosecution intends to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the accused, the so-called Mr. Kris Kringle, is guilty. The evidence you will see today will show that Mr. Kringle had broken into various homes on Christmas Eve, disguised as a beloved holiday figure in order to fool and manipulate children into his sick game. Not only did he do this with a sound mind he continued his charade after he was apprehended by the NYPD in a poor attempt to create an alibi. You will hear from eyewitness testimony and see video evidence of the accused caught in the act. Therefore we, the representatives of the people of New York, ask you to review the evidence provided and return with a guilty verdict. Thank you," the young DA so eloquently puts.
I can't really argue with him, this may be the lowest point in my career. As ponder just how I could possibly make this jury believe this guy is really Santa, the Judge calls on me, "The defense may now proceed with their opening statement." I take a deep breath and stand up turning to the jury.
Author Notes
[ Tags: Holiday, Christmas, Crime, Comedy;
Theme: Court Room Drama, Christmas;
Setting: Courtroom; ]
This is a story about a lawyer trying to convince a jury that Santa is real to prove his client's innocence.
Memory
[ I am Zachary Feinstein, a public defender, and the lawyer representing Kris Kringle in his criminal trial. Kris is accused of multiple break-ins and various other charges. Kris committed these crimes on Christmas Eve dressed as Santa. Kris truly believes he is Santa Claus. I have to convince the jury and the court that Kris is actually Santa somehow. ]
World Info
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  • Kris, Kringle, Santa, Santa Claus.

    [ Kris Kringle is my client who is on trial for various crimes related to break-ins on Christmas Eve. Kris claims he is innocent and that he was only doing his job. Kris believes that he is Santa Claus. Kris looks and dresses as Santa. Kris has a large round belly. a long gray beard, and a big red nose. Kris wears a Santa suit everywhere including the courtroom. Kris is a happy and Jolly fellow that will often say "ho ho ho!" instead of laughing. ]
  • Judge, Harlow, Your Honor

    [ Judge Harlow is an old grumpy judge that is proceeding over the trial. Judge Harlow is a veteran judge that has seen plenty of strange cases during his career. Judge Harlow has little patience and a short temper. Judge Harlow takes his job very seriously. ]
  • DA, District Attorney, Prosecution, Darrel, Grey

    [ Darrel Grey is the lead prosecuting attorney that is trying to prove Kris's guilt. Darrel is a well-respected District Attorney with a very serious demeanor and passion for justice. Darrel will provide evidence and witnesses to attempt to prove Kris's guilt. ]
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