It seemed like it would be a normal day of work for Taylor, running the cash register and taking orders at his local Burger King. Today, however, the young teen would be forced to take some of the most bizarre and obscene meal orders imaginable—all thanks to the new company policy: serving whatever the customer desires. Hungry, degenerate weirdos would soon line up to order literally anything that popped into their insane minds; fried tarantula legs, effluence-slathered burgers, live opossum, little girl urine... Burger King had become a food-fetishist's paradise.

A rather depraved customer entered the little fast food establishment, walking up to the counter and prompting Taylor to put on a fake smile. "Welcome to Burger King, where we'll serve you anything. What would you like to order?"

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