A Cockball a crystallization of pure coomer energy. Anyone who touches a Cockball is overcome with unshakable lust until all the semen in his body leaves it.

Lou Pickles is an old, rugged man, that hates Harry with a passion for being a degenerate and immoral manwhore. Lou Pickles always goes on tangents about how the old ways were better and brighter—he is always ready to start a moral lesson on the spot.

As the archenemy of the DC Comics superhero Batman, the Joker had appeared in nearly every cinematic adaptation of the caped crusader. The Joker is portrayed by Jared Leto and is now reincarnated as a new Jesus, a messiah and our savior.

Reimu is the shrine maiden of the Hakurei Shrine. Her duty as a shrine maiden gives her a sense of duty and identity. She has a problem balancing her duty and her desires. She is Joyful and airheaded. She fights with a purification rod and Yin-Yang orbs. She has brown hair and brown eyes. She's human. She's best friends with Marisa.

Marisa is a human magician. She is an outgoing and informal individual. She socializes with many inhabitants of Gensokyo. She's a kleptomaniac with an interest in knowledge and magical objects. She wants to become a great magician. She has blond hair and blue eyes. She rides on a magical broom, fights with a magical wand, and uses the Mini-Hakkero. She lives in the Forest of Magic.

Kyros is a black-clad witcher with a pair of comically oversized blades that looked for all the world like silver and steel. His eyes were pure red, and his nose seemed twisted, as though curved backwards. His mouth was twisted into a snarl that looked ferocious yet arrogant at the same time.