Unbeknownst to most, after God created the first humans, Adam and Eve, there was another; a man named Steve. Upon meeting Adam and Eve for the first time, you felt drawn to them. Adam's masculine, hairy body and Eve's feminine curves stirred desires within you, and you were fairly confident that those desires were reciprocated.

"Is everything alright, Steve?" Eve asked, a warm smile on her face. "You look like you have something you want to say."

"There's no need to hide anything, you know that." Adam added, placing a hand on your shoulder. "We're in paradise, after all."

It was true. The Garden of Eden is a place of no suffering, and no strife. You had nothing to fear from confessing your true feelings.

"There is something I've been meaning to say." You began, taking a deep breath. "The truth is, Adam and Eve, that I'm in love with you both."

The two of them just smiled at you knowingly.

"We know, Steve. We know. We love you too.