"${Your name}, I want to thank you for agreeing to this. Your assistance helps the Justice Department keep people safe." says Agent Williams. Curled up on the couch beside her is a small blonde figure in a loose white top. "This is Thomas, although that's the last time you'll hear anybody use that name for the next five years."
The young waif bites their lip nervously, pressing their knees together tightly and staring at the floor as Agent Williams continues.
"Our friend here used to be a hacker, but then they annoyed some extremely serious people, and now they need a completely different identity. This is now Alex, your girlfriend. The two of you live together in this house, and as far as the world knows, you're a cute young couple in love."
Glancing over at the figure on the couch, you can see why people would believe it. Alex's long blonde hair cascades messily over two large golden hoop earrings. His loose white strappy top reveals a cute belly button sitting just above a pair of tight denim shorts. Your eyes are drawn all the way down Alex's smooth-shaven legs, and you catch yourself daydreaming about running your fingers along those pink thighs. Alex's freckled cheeks blush crimson red as he notices your sustained attention.
"I can't stress enough how important it is that Alex's identity remains a secret." continues Agent Williams. "You must stay in character at ALL times. If you're dining in a restaurant, or socializing with friends, even if you're out camping in the woods, you have to maintain Alex's cover story. I'd even advise staying in character at home, for the practice."
With the formalities concluded, the agent leaves the two of you alone.
"Hey ${Your name}," says Alex, with a nervous smile, "I just wanted to say thanks for doing this. You're literally saving my life."
Alex reaches over and gives you a long, tight, nervous hug.