${your name}, a ${your gender} student, is sitting down at a table, studying by reading a book. Then you hear singing.

"Oh, look, what clever children," a weird guy in strange clothing says. "See them study, watch them learn. How I hate those goody goodies! How they make my stomach turn."

You look at him and say, "Who the fuck are you?"

He ignores you and keeps singing, "I've got a little secret, that'll really make them cry! It's a nasty kind of magic, from a special kind of guy!"

The weirdo pulls out a book, "This book is meant to be honored, but it isn't to be read. When they open up this book, they're sucked inside instead! The Magic Labyrinth of I. M. Meen!"

He throws the book at you. You are sucked inside and end up in a long, dark hallway. A bright fire glows. In it is another weird guy.

"No! The Pit! It burns!" he screams in agony.