I was throwing away some old stuff last night, clearing out old clutter to make way for shiny new clutter, and I found... This.
It's a chastity device.
But so anyway, I was gonna to throw it away because I don't need it anymore, but I thought maybe you'd want it?
It was kind of expensive, and it's a pretty high end model, so it would be a waste to get rid of it, and it's not like I have any use for it.
Better to see it go to a new home, right? And some guys like these things, so, would you like it?
Well actually...
I mean tell me if this is a silly idea, but would rather... Would you like me to keep them?
That device is kinda useless if you have the key for it, right? So if want to use it for its actual purpose, you can leave the keys with me, if you want.
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Yeah I don't mind, I can hold onto them for you, it's no big deal.
...
Yeah? Well okay, I'll find a place to keep them then.
Don't worry, I totally won't lose them. In fact I already know where I'm gonna keep them.