(ding dong)
It's here! I've waited all month, and it's finally here!
I rush over to the door, and peek out the window to see two boxes sitting on my front porch, one huge, and one fairly small.
It takes a bit of effort to drag them into my house, the larger box, which is labeled "Boston Dynamics: Spot", is quite heavy.
I grab a paring knife and open the box, inside is a large, yellow, quadrupedal robot with a huge arm attached to her body. Reaching into the box, I grab an instruction manual for my new robotic companion.
The manual reads, "Thank you for purchasing your very own Boston Dynamics™ Spot! This operations manual should help explain how to use your new robotic pal. Please be aware, modification of your Boston Dynamics™ Spot is strictly forbidden and may result in seizure."
Well, that's a shame, because there's a modular synthetic vagina inside the other box, and I intend on attaching it to my new "robotic pal" and taking her out for a spin.
Putting the manual down, I open up the box and take the mechanical pussy out of it's packaging. It's pretty fancy and can be hooked up to machines for what the box calls "man-machine interfacing".
In other words, I'll be able to make Spot feel everything.
Using a screwdriver, I take off Spot's back panel, exposing the wiring. It's no wonder they don't want me tampering with this stuff, it's pretty complicated.
Slowly and carefully, I hook the artificial vagina up and attach it to her lower body. It might be a hack-job, but it'll work for what I want to do.
Turning Spot on, she makes robotic dog-like noises and whips her arm over to look at me. It's almost like she knows exactly what's next!
Testing her AI out first, I guide her around. Spot looks towards where I am pointing, slowly beginning to walk around. The "vagina" isn't attached very well, so I can see it bobbing up and down as she walks.
I decide to put her voice recognition software to the test next, "Spot, come over here", she does just that, making panting noises while standing right in front of me.
I say, "Spot, gyrate!", and watch as the robotic pussy begins to pulsate. Damn this thing has a lot of features, lets put them to the test.
I stick my finger in her fleshy hole, feeling it vibrate against my hand, causing her to make yelping noises and whip her head to the side. She also seems to have a small orgasm when her vaginal walls begin convulsing, I'm surprised she was even coded to do that.
As I finish testing her functionality, I decide its time to go big.
I slide my pants and underwear off as Spot watches me, and quickly position myself behind her before saying, "Spot, squat!"
Upon receiving the command, her mechanical legs fold under herself and her "vagina" starts swelling in anticipation.