Welcome to Frot's Tome of Pleasure. In this book I, Frot, shall teach you the intricacies of interspecies lovemaking.
In my 500 years on this world I have traveled far and wide, learning of the cultures and traditions of each and every race known to man. From the noble elves to the savage orcs. From the colossal dragons to the diminutive pixies. From the boisterous poltergeists to the elusive brownies. Not a single race with anything even remotely resembling genitalia has evaded my conquest.
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Chapter 85: How to pleasure ${In plural form, what race is the creature of your desires?}
Ah, ${In plural form, what race is the creature of your desires?}, one of my favorite races. I have a very extensive background with the ${In plural form, what race is the creature of your desires?} and have learned nearly everything there is to know of their sexual habits.
When making love to ${In plural form, what race is the creature of your desires?}, I've always found